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1.A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken。

2.Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position

3. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble

4.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again

5. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him

6. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs

7.If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon

8.  If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one

9.  Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.

Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along。